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Thursday 28 May 2015

Forget the cigarette, drink a coffee



The good people at the University of the Lone Star state (the University of Texas) have discovered that drinking coffee will keep your man up for longer. Apparently scientists studied 4,000 men drinking coffee, tea, sports drinks and fizzy drinks and concluded that two cups of coffee a day made it 42% less likely that a man will suffer from erectile dysfunction.

I like to imagine women in white coats measuring the erections of men while they drink coffee. From there, things get a little more exciting and lead to all kinds of not safe for work scenarios that were probably not included in the study.

Instead, the study suggested that the results were probably due to caffeine causing a chemical reaction that relaxes muscles and increases blood flow to exactly where you want it to go. Who said coffee isn’t relaxing. More blood flow and a little boast, who could ask for more?

If that wasn’t good enough, caffeine also has a nice effect on us ladies. Southwestern University, also in Texas (sounds like they are having a great time over there), have concluded that caffeine makes us girls horny. Now, I don’t know if I need to be hornier, but if we both go out for a coffee I can think of all kinds of interesting situations. “Oh, I am sorry sir. I seem to have spilt coffee on your pants. Let me rub it for you. Or you could come back to my place and take off your pants.”

Time to get a coffee (and if all else fails, I hear there is a little blue pill).