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Cheerleader Hardcore: Asian Cheerleader Cavity Search 6

Hardcore Review Warning: the following is a review of a hardcore film. If you are offended by frank discussion of pornography what the hell are you doing here. Please do not read any further. Have a nice day.

If we can put aside the absurdity of the title for a moment can we just notice that this is the 6th volume. There have been five other editions of the series prior to this one. Five! And now returning to the title. Asian Cheerleader Cavity Search. 

And what does that mean? Some kind of gyno film? No. They are Asian wearing approximations to cheerleader outfits and they get fucked. Sometimes it feels like the titles of porn films just don't live up to the hype.

The fifth title in the series is doing everything the other four did with four scenes of all out hardcore. These girls are getting attention everywhere from a number of guys. It might be light on story, but it gets down to the action pretty quick.

 Check out Lucy Thai's scene over at PornHub.

Last Minute Sexy Halloween Costumes

"Halloween, again, so soon? But I haven't got a costume!"

I know, I know October 31st comes as a surprise to us all, but here it is with its demand for adult dress-up. You can do it any day of the year, but somehow Halloween makes it ok. Wiat a minute. Isn't Halloween tomorrow?

Yes it is, which means there is not time to wait six weeks for your costume to be posted from Hong Kong. So, here is you run down of last minutes sexy Halloween costumes, because if you are going to dress-up you better make is sexy (unless kids are involved).

Playboy Bunny

Sexy factor: Playboy might not be publishing nude pictures, but the bunnies are still sexy.
What you need: black swimsuit or bikini, black fishnets, heels and bunny ears.

Risky Business

Sexy Factor: Apart from running around in your underwear, there is the whole having sex on a train element. Sex on train not recommended, unless you are having a great night and can get rid of the tramp.
What you need: A white shirt, socks, sunglasses and underwear.

Cowgirl

Sexy Factor: Go proper Dukes of Hazard or don't tie that shirt so tight. The choice is yours. Go wild on the range or get yourself a good cow poke.
What you need: Denim shorts, white or check shirt, cowboy hat and boots.

 

 

 

 Eighties Workout

Sexy Factor: Go as risky as you dare. It is time to bring out that g-string body if you dare. It is time to get physical.
What you need: leg warmers, work out gear in bright colors.

Victoria Secret Model

Sexy Factor: Be the joy of every young boy casting sideways looks into the store in the mall and all those men who are still a little embarrassed and slightly excited to go in there.
What you need: An underwear set, heels, wings, a Victorian secret bag (I got to keep my phone somewhere).

Schoolgirl/Teacher

Sexy Factor: Take your pick. Be the submissive schoolgirl that needs to be punished or the sexy Milf dealing out a little punishment with the ruler.
What you need: A white shirt, short skirt, heels. Got any glasses?

 50 Shades of Grey

Sexy Factor: Err, there was a book. I think it was sexy. I don't remember.
What you need: Takes this one literally and wear different shades of grey or get a grey tie and pull out those handcuffs and blindfold for special occasions. You can decide what to do with the Ben Wa balls.







What is our favorite? Isn't it the same as always? You bet...

Cheerleader

Sexy Factor: Hello, what is the point of a cheerleader if she isn't sexy?
What you need: a cheerleader costume or a pair of pompoms and a lots of cheering.

Cheerleader Scandal: Courtney Simpson

Once again we return to Arizona, cheerleader scandal capital of the world. This time we have a cheerleader who, having quit the squad (apparently) took her Arizona State Sun Devils uniform and went and made a porn film.

After a few nude pictures and a small oral sex pictures, Cory Heart became Courtney Simpson to engage in full sex, no holes barred (if you know what I mean) with two guys while wearing her official Sun Devils cheerleader uniform. Classical Arizona State.

Arizona State University looked into making a legal claim for, get this trademark infringement and intellectual property. Let me just say that again intellectual property associated with the wearing a cheerleader uniform in a porn film. Hell, isn’t that the point, there is no intellectual property in this situation. The controversy didn’t hurt Courtney Simpson’s career when she retired a couple of years later she had made over 250 films. Maybe the uniform didn’t fit any more. 

Courtney Simpson did suggest she was going to go back to school and get her degree. I don’t think ASU are going to have you back sweetie. Not unless you seriously dry clear that uniform.

Check out some other Cheerleader Scandals:
ASU and Tuskegee Cheerleader Catfight
Texas Fab 5 make Girls Gone Wild Video
Caitlin Davis gets Fresh with her Drunk Friend
Dating a Cheerleader or Maybe Two


North Carolina Lesbians
Blue Bomber Dirty Pictures

Prudence's Punishment Extract 2

Happy Father's Day!

Prudence likes sex with well-built footballers and is anything but discreet. When she heads home for an unexpected visit to the trailer park and starts playing too close to home with her step-brother, her step-daddy has something to say. Except, he doesn’t draw the line at talking.  Prudence’s step-daddy believes in corporal punishment and has alternative methods of showing Prudence the error of her ways.

Prudence likes sex with well-built footballers and is anything but discreet. When she heads home for an unexpected visit to the trailer park and starts playing too close to home with her step-brother, her step-daddy has something to say. Except, he doesn’t draw the line at talking.  Prudence’s step-daddy believes in corporal punishment and has alternative methods of showing Prudence the error of her ways. - See more at: http://delinquentcheerleaders.blogspot.co.uk/2014/08/prudence-has-arrived.html#sthash.hftH80c5.dpuf

Prudence likes sex with well-built footballers and is anything but discreet. When she heads home for an unexpected visit to the trailer park and starts playing too close to home with her step-brother, her step-daddy has something to say. Except, he doesn’t draw the line at talking.  Prudence’s step-daddy believes in corporal punishment and has alternative methods of showing Prudence the error of her ways. - See more at: http://delinquentcheerleaders.blogspot.co.uk/2014/08/prudence-has-arrived.html#sthash.hftH80c5.dpuf

Extract:

At the door, I drop my shorts and lose the tank top leaving me to head to the kitchen in my wedges to get a beer, except there’s no beer in the fridge. I should have known something was up right then. My mama always has the fridge stocked for my step-daddy. He comes straight home, pulls himself a beer and takes up residence on the porch. But I’m thinking about my swim in the lake so I don’t give it too much thought. Instead I head round to Tyler’s room. He’s my step-brother and he usually has a beer or two in his mini-fridge. He’s still in high school even though he is technically older than me. He got held back a couple of times and my Step-daddy has a real hard-on about him getting his high school diploma. I don’t see why, Tyler’s just going to join my step-daddy in his salvage firm.

As I head round to Tyler’s room, I can hear some chick asking to be fucked. She is literally saying “Fuck me.” I started to wonder if he has a girl round. I was really quiet as I peep into his room. He has his bed by the door, so I was pretty confident I could peep round and see what’s happening. Except when I looked, all I saw was the beer sitting on his dresser.

“You’ve got all the beer,” I said completely ignoring the fact that he has his pants pulled down and is jerking off. “You little weasel. Daddy’ll beat your ass when he gets home.”

“Prudence,” he says. He was so surprised to see me he jumps straight off his bed. Now I noticed that he’s gone and got himself a TV and he’s watching porn, ‘cause the girl’s voice is still asking to be fucked. He was standing against the wardrobe with his dick in his hand and his pants round his ankles.

I go to grab one of those beers and he managed to swipe them first. I was probably a little distracted by the porn on the TV. As I remember, this guy had this girl on her back and was holding her legs above her head. He’s given her a good lickin’ and now, still holdin’ her by her ankles, he’s giving her the full treatment. When I looked up at Tyler, he’s standing there dick one hand and six pack of beers in the other watching the porn along with me.  

Prudence’s Punishment is available at Amazon US, Amazon UK and Smashwords.