April Fools and Porn

First a disclaimer, we are not affiliated with any paying porn sites so we have no stake in any sites you might want to visit.

We do, however, have something to say about April Fools and Porn sites.

April Fools. Everyone seems to be having a go online this year. Newspapers are doing, even Kath Kitson is doing it. But when a porn site has a go suddenly its not ok. Well, we are supporting the troops and coming out in favor of porn sites to it is not only ok, its is great.

If you visit video porn sites regularly (of course we do, did you read the adult agreement on the way in) you might have noticed that Pornhub became Cornhub for April Fools. If you missed it, check out the screen shots.

We think porn and erotica is pretty serious stuff, but it's also fun and if it can't be playful then you are too serious. Pornhub, we salute you and appreciate the lighter side of porn. (If you haven't read the titles have a look, our favorite is 'Huge group of kernels takes buttery load'). Now, back to watching porn.

Happy New Year

Thanks for a great year of cheerleader scandal.

Have a sexy 2016 xox

Check out some delinquent cheerleaders for 2016

Shelley's Hot Tub Threesome Extract

Free Penalties in the Locker Room erotic ebook

Cheerleader Scandals: North Carolina Lesbians

Now here are a couple of cheerleader with some sense. Two Carolina Panther cheerleaders or Top Cats, as they liked to be called, waited until they were out of state to get into scandalous behavior. When Carolina played Tampa Florida they went along for the ride and got up to some lurid public behavior. If you didn’t know, Tampa is a little notorious for sexual deviance. They have a real reputation over there for tittie bars and swinger clubs. Why do you think they have their own NFL team? You might want to check it out. The tittie bars and swinger club, not the NFL team.

Back to these two Caroline Panther cheerleaders, let’s call them Angela Keathley and Victoria Renee Thomas, because that were their names. They head down to Tampa and a little bar, now closed down, called Banana Joe’s. They have been on road but aren't with the team, so no hotel rooms. If you are getting a little hot and bothered without a hotel room, what do you do? You guessed it, head to the bathroom. You know how things get when girls go to the bathroom together, often hot and heavy and then we are having sex. Apparently the moaning and groaning of two lesbian cheerleaders in the bathroom of a bar isn’t for everyone. Apparently someone actually needed to go to the bathroom…how inconsiderate.

Once they made it out of the bathroom there was some name calling. ‘Bitches,’ ‘whores,’ that kind of thing. Obviously not sports fans. One of the cheerleaders punched a woman and a lesbian bathroom scene turns into a bitch fight. And then someone called the cops. This cheerleaders didn’t like that and in addition to disorderly conduct they also got an obstructing justice charge and they gave fake names.

The end result was the Top Cats kicked them off the squad. They weren't performing on the filed in Tampa (or anywhere since) but it didn't stop them from performing in the bathroom. Lesbian antics in a bathroom and bitch fights, way to support the team girls.

Go Panthers!!! 

Check out some other Cheerleader Scandals:
ASU and Tuskegee Cheerleader Catfight
Texas Fab 5 make Girls Gone Wild Video
Caitlin Davis gets Fresh with her Drunk Friend


Dating a Cheerleader or Maybe Two

Delinquent Review: Gender Bender Surrender by BJ Slippy

Erotica Review: Gender Bender Surrender by BJ Slippy

Gender Bender Surrender tells a familiar story of a rich prick taught the error of his way. Used to throwing around his cash and buying sex rather than treating women with any reverence or respects, the main character is taught a useful lesson when he rolls into The Witch’s Nips. If arriving at a strip at 6pm on a Monday wasn’t desperate enough, this guy learns the meaning of the word desperate when he encounters the owner of the club. She is a full-on witch and she doesn’t like him.

The story is subtitled Gender Swap Transformation Erotica, so it is pretty obvious what happens when the guy gets on the bad side of the witch. What is less obvious and great fun is what the witch makes him do afterwards. This guy leads a lesson in humility and gives us all a great time.

Find Gender Bender Surrender (and other BJ Slippy stories) here on Amazon US or Amazon UK.   Catch up with BJ Slippy on Twitter @bjslippy or check out the Facebook page.

Delinquent Review: Oorah! by Saharah Shae

Montana and Starr are a couple of horny 18 year olds looking to hook up with a divorced Sergeant Major. These two are fresh out High School and are doing their national service with a two girl seduction team-up. Sergeant Major Young has had a tough time and deserves the attention this blonde and brunette are determined to provide.

When Montana and Starr come over to babysit Sergeant Major Young's son, they have a plan that involved nudity and some late night double teaming. While Young goes out on  bachelor party, Montana and Starr take care of Young's son and get ready to take care of Young. After a night of strippers, Young is showing no signs of fatigue and is ready to engage with some friendly fire that Montana and Starr are going to enjoy.

The first in a series of stories. Oorah! provides a satisfying story with a couple of hot and heavy scenes. Everything from the cover to the last sentence is going to give you an all-American patriotic hard -on. Who could ask for more?

If you are looking for teen babysitter action with a little military flavor, go straight to Amazon US or Amazon UK and pick up this little jewel of a story. Follow Saharah Shae @SaharahShae.

Delinquent Review: Pool Shark and Other Femdom Stories

Delinquent Review: Pool Shark and Other Femdom Stories

M.V.Gaius is dishing up some sex crazed hunks with a huge helping of femdom. This is femdom at its best and most extreme. Forget those one story publications costing you 3 or 4 bucks. This is value for money that is going to get you hornier than hell.

A great collection of stories, Pool Shark and Other Femdom Stories serves up a massive helping of male vanity justly punished. A great cast of male characters manipulate and exploit women only to find themselves on the receiving end of some femdom retribution.

Tom is a pool shark who hustles a girl out of her clothes only to find himself stacked up against an entire sorority. What could be better? When Tom loses he becomes a naked slave boy. In 'One Pump Chump' Desiree, a wealthy and sexy stripclub owner, buys the life of a good looking guy and gets her money out of his submission. 'The Prankster' is a change of pace, with a girlfriend with supernatural powers inflicting some serious consequences on her boyfriend.

The collection ends with a bang for you, but Steve the erstwhile protagonist of 'Steve's One Night Stand' is at the short end of a chastity device and a cruel mistress who turns a one night stand player into a submissive bitch. Gaius writes the story beautifully, giving you all the intensity of Steve's submission while leaving your hands free to get yourself off.

If you are looking for great Femdom action, look no further. Get Pool Shark and Other Stories here at Amazon US or Amazon UK. Catch up with M.V. Gaius and his great book covers at his blog Femdom Stories or follow him on twitter @mvgaius. Don't delay or mistress will be displeased.

World Naked Bike Ride: Cambridge, UK Update

Having drawn everyone's attention to the Naked Bike Ride in Cambridge England, I feel it is my duty to report back. Unfortunatley, I was unable to make the transatlantic trip and spent the day in sunny Florida. Which was clearly a stark contrast to the English rain of Cambridge. However, the internet has been a helpful aid in my search for the delinquent and the naked.

It was a rainy day for the collected naked bike riders of Cambridge.  A collection that looked more old professor than 20 something undergraduate, a fact that surprised me. Where are all the adventurous twenty-somethings looking for risky escapades or recognition of environmental issues. Because isn't that the real reason people are getting naked? No really, I'm asking. I was drawn in at naked.


The rather waterlogged, generally middle aged bike riders looked a little forlorn. As for the collected crowds. Well, once it started raining everyone but the hardy bike riders disappeared. Before it started raining there was a Mardi Gras feeling without the excitements, just the dubious looking men with cameras taking pictures of old men without clothes on.

So in the spirit of what we might have expected, here are naked people with bikes that did not turn up to Cambridge.

I love the cheeks on the last guy. Not so much purple briefs to his left.

World Naked Bike Ride: Cambridge, UK

We may have lost our ASU Undie run, but the Brits are going all in (or maybe all out) with naked bike this Saturday. Cambridge, the usually respectable University town in the east, is hosting the Word Naked Bike Ride event. Other cities have also be hosting. On a recent naked bike ride in another part of England, an over-excited man banned from the ride. We should be able to expect more of that.

There is no registration necessary, just get undressed and hit the saddle, although not too hard, you are naked after all. You then follow the seven mile route around the town. Simple.

It is a 'bare as you dare' event. So you don't have to strip down, but if you didn't what would be the point of calling it a naked bike ride?

What about the police you say? Well it is not an offense to out be out naked. It might be considered inappropriate in certain situations but it only against the law if you are looking to intentionally causing distress. Good to know for my next trip to jolly old England.


Youtube doesn't like nudity, but Vimeo is ok with it, so try this for a look at last year's Brighton Naked Bike Ride.

Father's Day: Give Him a Treat

Sunday, June 21st. This year it will be Father's Day.

Prudence and her step-daddy are having a few problems. He has come home to find her playing around with her step-brother and he is not standing for any more of this girl's wild behavior. So, he is going to

Read an extract here.

Buy your copy here (or here if you are in the UK).

Let's hope you aren't having problems with your daddy. If you are a dude looking to bond with dad, why not send him a copy of Prudence's Punishment or any of the Delinquent Cheerleaders. Talking about cheerleaders over a beer, what could be more of a father/son moment?

If you are daddy's little girl, I think this is one to read in private.

Treat your daddy right or things might get a little racy....

Victoria Secret Super Bowl XLIX Commerical

Super Bowl XLIX is only hours away and if there is anything that we look forward to more than a bunch of big guys in tight pants running around and grabbing one another (I am getting hot just thinking about it), it is the commercials. A frenzy of shopping opportunities in a million dollar time slot.

One of our favorites (as you can tell from the last video) is Victoria Secret.

Victoria Secret is up in the 4th quarter commercial slot, but why wait for the 4th quarter. Why worry about getting that extra beer and missing it. Just watch it now.

Killer Heels

If there was a need to come up with a reason to head up to New York for a Christmas visit, then the Brooklyn Museum has provided one with their Killer Heels exhibition.

Who could ask for anything better? Heading up north for that brisk midtown wind. Strapping on a great pair of heels for taxi rides and shopping and then over to Brooklyn for some culture.

What is on my Christmas list? Other than a whole selection of dirty books? A great pair of shoes.

Happy Christmas everyone. 

High Heels Hypnotise Men

A new study published by the Archives of Sexual Behavior (a girl can read porn and scientific journals can’t she?) has revealed that men take more notice of a woman in high heels. Shocker.

Psychology is clearly making leaps forward with this earth shattering discovery.

In four experiments involving over 500 men, the helpfulness of men were judged against different women wearing flat shoes and different women wearing high heels. The results were pretty conclusive. Men were more helpful to a women they did not know if she was wearing high heels and was more likely to approach a woman in a bar if she was wearing high heels.

The author of study has noted that a woman’s appearance can influence a man’s behavior to them. Not that a man’s appearance can change a woman’s behavior towards him. Not at all. We women are not as shallow as to change the way we act if we are faced with a good looking man. No, I’ve never done that, ever, promise (well not yet today).

In an article that for me is related, it was discovered that men are idiots and more prone to risk taking. Does that include approach women with high heels? What else does it include? It’s Christmas, I’ll wear my heels for a stupid risk taking man, especially if he is hunky. What am I say, I am going to wear my heels anyway.

For a condensed version of the high heels study check out Medical News Today.

To find out what a guy would do if a girl had been a cheerleader, check out the Delinquent Cheerleaders.