Last Minute Christmas Gifts for Her

Christmas is less than a week away and you still haven't started shopping for the woman in your life? Looking like that Christmas romance is fading.

Time is ticking away and you need to get in the game or you are going to get left out in the cold. Keep away from that gift card. No one ever gets extra credit for picking up a gift card. So here are your top five gift ideas for her:

Number Five: Jewelry

At the bottom of the list on account of being expensive. Diamonds are romantic and small boxes scream expensive, but don't think you are done just because you buy me something shiny. 

Number Four: Spa Day

Gift cards are a no no, but book her into a spa day after Christmas and she'll spend the holiday season looking forward to it. Christmas can be a busy season and after Christmas you can be exhausted with no extra cash to spend on relaxing.

Number Three: Lingerie 

Lingerie can  be a problem for two reasons. One: you get the size wrong--big mistake. Two: you buy her something she wouldn't dream of wearing, but you want her to wears.

Solutions: check out her size before you shop and when you go to buy that leather studded number, back-pedal for a moment and get the lace nightgown instead. If at all possible you want to hold onto a middle line between whore and grandmother.

Number Two: Erotica

What says you are sexy than dirty stories talking about sex? Nothing. Of course you need to stay on the side of caution here. As far as gifts go pegging and gang bang stories are probably a no go, unless your idea of Christmas romance is a little different, in which case you probably need to give me tips (and maybe a spanking).

Number One: Picture Frame

It's number one because it is easy and thoughtful. Buy a nice frame, find a nice picture of your both and get it developed. The whole process can take less than an hour and your have delivered on a romantic Christmas gift. Done.

Have a sexy Christmas Day.

Naked Bike Ride About to hit London

If you are on holiday in London, England this week, you might be in store for more than you bargained for as thousands cycle naked through the city.

More naked people than you can count in an orgy with be following a nine mile route with various starting points all converging on the center of the city--probably followed by a few hundred dirty old men with cameras.

There might not be a panty run any more, but these naked bike rides certainly have a conscience. The reasons for riding, apart from straight up exhibitionism and maybe starting career in glamor photography, is everything from Save to Tiger to safer roads. The best reason has to be just being naked.


So next time you book a holiday, check out the Naked Bike Ride schedule and add a little nudity to your trip.

April Fools and Porn

First a disclaimer, we are not affiliated with any paying porn sites so we have no stake in any sites you might want to visit.

We do, however, have something to say about April Fools and Porn sites.

April Fools. Everyone seems to be having a go online this year. Newspapers are doing, even Kath Kitson is doing it. But when a porn site has a go suddenly its not ok. Well, we are supporting the troops and coming out in favor of porn sites to it is not only ok, its is great.

If you visit video porn sites regularly (of course we do, did you read the adult agreement on the way in) you might have noticed that Pornhub became Cornhub for April Fools. If you missed it, check out the screen shots.

We think porn and erotica is pretty serious stuff, but it's also fun and if it can't be playful then you are too serious. Pornhub, we salute you and appreciate the lighter side of porn. (If you haven't read the titles have a look, our favorite is 'Huge group of kernels takes buttery load'). Now, back to watching porn.

Don't arrive empty handed: Valentine gifts for her

Stuck for Valentine's Day ideas? Look no further. These are our top five gifts for women:

Number Five: Jewelery 

At the bottom of the list on account of being expensive. Valentine's Day is not about spending lots if money it is about time and romance. Diamonds are romantic, but don't think you are done just because you buy me something shiny. 

Number Four: Dinner 

A romantic meal takes a little planning. If you make it yourself, you need to not mess it up. If you are going out, you need to book in advance. Either way, the thing to remember here is pick something she wants to eat.

Number Three: Lingerie 

Lingerie can  be a problem for two reasons. One: you get the size wrong--big mistake. Two: you buy her something she wouldn't dream of wearing, but you want her to wears.

Solutions: check out her size before you shop and when you go to buy that leather studded number, back-pedal for a moment and get the lace nightgown instead. If at all possible you want to hold onto a middle line between whore and grandmother.

Number Two: Erotica

What says you are sexy than dirty stories talking about sex? Nothing. Of course you need to stay on the side of caution here. As far as valentine gifts go pegging and gang bang stories are probably a no go, unless your idea if Valentine's is a little different, in which case you probably need to give me tips (and maybe a spanking).

Number One: Flowers

Flowers are number one for a reason. You cannot go wrong. There is even a sweet sentimental aspects of picking your own, but don't. You have two options: order flowers and have then sent (to her place of work is always good--the only thing better than getting flowers is everyone knowing you got flowers). Alternatively, buying a bunch and hand them to her. If you meet her for lunch she can take them back to the office or if you arrive home with them, it is just as good. Maybe even have them ready first thing in the morning.

Have a sexy St Valentine's Day.

Happy New Year

Thanks for a great year of cheerleader scandal.

Have a sexy 2016 xox

Check out some delinquent cheerleaders for 2016

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Cheerleader Scandal: Uni of Indiana

A girl from the University of Indiana cheerleading team has taken nude photos of herself. In other news, the sky is "blue" and water is "wet." I know... I know.

So her ex boyfriend posted a number of these pictures on the internet. I know, another douche bag ex-boyfriend. What can you say? Except the same old lesson:

If you are a cheerleader ANYWHERE, DO NOT TAKE PICTURES OF YOURSELF AND SEND THEM TO GUYS.

However, bottom line is she is pretty sexy, the guy was a douche bag, so better off without him.

Everything aside, lets look at some naked pictures of a hot cheerleader.

 Just in case you are interested, here are here cheerleading pictures.

Cheerleader Hardcore: Asian Cheerleader Cavity Search 6

Hardcore Review Warning: the following is a review of a hardcore film. If you are offended by frank discussion of pornography what the hell are you doing here. Please do not read any further. Have a nice day.

If we can put aside the absurdity of the title for a moment can we just notice that this is the 6th volume. There have been five other editions of the series prior to this one. Five! And now returning to the title. Asian Cheerleader Cavity Search. 

And what does that mean? Some kind of gyno film? No. They are Asian wearing approximations to cheerleader outfits and they get fucked. Sometimes it feels like the titles of porn films just don't live up to the hype.

The fifth title in the series is doing everything the other four did with four scenes of all out hardcore. These girls are getting attention everywhere from a number of guys. It might be light on story, but it gets down to the action pretty quick.

 Check out Lucy Thai's scene over at PornHub.