Time is ticking away and you need to get in the game or you are going to get left out in the cold. Keep away from that gift card. No one ever gets extra credit for picking up a gift card. So here are your top five gift ideas for her:
Number Five: Jewelry
At
the bottom of the list on account of being expensive. Diamonds are romantic and small boxes scream expensive, but don't think you are done just because you buy
me something shiny.
Number Four: Spa Day
Gift cards are a no no, but book her into a spa day after Christmas and she'll spend the holiday season looking forward to it. Christmas can be a busy season and after Christmas you can be exhausted with no extra cash to spend on relaxing.
Number Three: Lingerie
Lingerie can be a problem for two reasons. One: you get the size wrong--big mistake. Two: you buy her something she wouldn't dream of wearing, but you want her to wears.
Solutions: check out her size before you shop and when you go to buy that leather studded number, back-pedal for a moment and get the lace nightgown instead. If at all possible you want to hold onto a middle line between whore and grandmother.
Lingerie can be a problem for two reasons. One: you get the size wrong--big mistake. Two: you buy her something she wouldn't dream of wearing, but you want her to wears.
Solutions: check out her size before you shop and when you go to buy that leather studded number, back-pedal for a moment and get the lace nightgown instead. If at all possible you want to hold onto a middle line between whore and grandmother.
Number Two: Erotica
What
says you are sexy than dirty stories talking about sex? Nothing. Of
course you need to stay on the side of caution here. As far as gifts go pegging and gang bang stories are probably a no go, unless
your idea of Christmas romance is a little different, in which case you
probably need to give me tips (and maybe a spanking).
Number One: Picture Frame
It's number one because it is easy and thoughtful. Buy a nice frame, find a nice picture of your both and get it developed. The whole process can take less than an hour and your have delivered on a romantic Christmas gift. Done.
Have a sexy Christmas Day.