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Last Minute Sexy Halloween Costumes

"Halloween, again, so soon? But I haven't got a costume!"

I know, I know October 31st comes as a surprise to us all, but here it is with its demand for adult dress-up. You can do it any day of the year, but somehow Halloween makes it ok. Wiat a minute. Isn't Halloween tomorrow?

Yes it is, which means there is not time to wait six weeks for your costume to be posted from Hong Kong. So, here is you run down of last minutes sexy Halloween costumes, because if you are going to dress-up you better make is sexy (unless kids are involved).

Playboy Bunny

Sexy factor: Playboy might not be publishing nude pictures, but the bunnies are still sexy.
What you need: black swimsuit or bikini, black fishnets, heels and bunny ears.

Risky Business

Sexy Factor: Apart from running around in your underwear, there is the whole having sex on a train element. Sex on train not recommended, unless you are having a great night and can get rid of the tramp.
What you need: A white shirt, socks, sunglasses and underwear.

Cowgirl

Sexy Factor: Go proper Dukes of Hazard or don't tie that shirt so tight. The choice is yours. Go wild on the range or get yourself a good cow poke.
What you need: Denim shorts, white or check shirt, cowboy hat and boots.

 

 

 

 Eighties Workout

Sexy Factor: Go as risky as you dare. It is time to bring out that g-string body if you dare. It is time to get physical.
What you need: leg warmers, work out gear in bright colors.

Victoria Secret Model

Sexy Factor: Be the joy of every young boy casting sideways looks into the store in the mall and all those men who are still a little embarrassed and slightly excited to go in there.
What you need: An underwear set, heels, wings, a Victorian secret bag (I got to keep my phone somewhere).

Schoolgirl/Teacher

Sexy Factor: Take your pick. Be the submissive schoolgirl that needs to be punished or the sexy Milf dealing out a little punishment with the ruler.
What you need: A white shirt, short skirt, heels. Got any glasses?

 50 Shades of Grey

Sexy Factor: Err, there was a book. I think it was sexy. I don't remember.
What you need: Takes this one literally and wear different shades of grey or get a grey tie and pull out those handcuffs and blindfold for special occasions. You can decide what to do with the Ben Wa balls.







What is our favorite? Isn't it the same as always? You bet...

Cheerleader

Sexy Factor: Hello, what is the point of a cheerleader if she isn't sexy?
What you need: a cheerleader costume or a pair of pompoms and a lots of cheering.

Delinquent Review: Oorah! by Saharah Shae

Montana and Starr are a couple of horny 18 year olds looking to hook up with a divorced Sergeant Major. These two are fresh out High School and are doing their national service with a two girl seduction team-up. Sergeant Major Young has had a tough time and deserves the attention this blonde and brunette are determined to provide.

When Montana and Starr come over to babysit Sergeant Major Young's son, they have a plan that involved nudity and some late night double teaming. While Young goes out on  bachelor party, Montana and Starr take care of Young's son and get ready to take care of Young. After a night of strippers, Young is showing no signs of fatigue and is ready to engage with some friendly fire that Montana and Starr are going to enjoy.

The first in a series of stories. Oorah! provides a satisfying story with a couple of hot and heavy scenes. Everything from the cover to the last sentence is going to give you an all-American patriotic hard -on. Who could ask for more?

If you are looking for teen babysitter action with a little military flavor, go straight to Amazon US or Amazon UK and pick up this little jewel of a story. Follow Saharah Shae @SaharahShae.

Last Minute Valentine Gift for Him?

Are you kidding me ladies?

It's Valentine's Day and you haven't bought him a gift? No problems. Following these easy steps:

Step one: Take off your clothes
Step two: Let him do the rest

Did I tell you the steps were easy?

Need a little inspiration or want to inspire him? Don't bother with the Fifty Shades film, go straight to the dirty stuff.

You might call it erotica, he calls it porn and he's not that fussy. Here is a quick fix to get you and him or her going. Get it free at Amazon US, Amazon UK, Smashwords or just read it here.

Thank god for the simplicity of men. Gotta love them

Victoria Secret Super Bowl XLIX Commerical

Super Bowl XLIX is only hours away and if there is anything that we look forward to more than a bunch of big guys in tight pants running around and grabbing one another (I am getting hot just thinking about it), it is the commercials. A frenzy of shopping opportunities in a million dollar time slot.

One of our favorites (as you can tell from the last video) is Victoria Secret.

Victoria Secret is up in the 4th quarter commercial slot, but why wait for the 4th quarter. Why worry about getting that extra beer and missing it. Just watch it now.

Delinquent Review: Roleplay Gone Wrong

Erotica Review: Roleplay Gone Wrong (Naughty Wives 1) by Reed James

Frank and Evie are a long-term married couple who keep things spicy with a little risky roleplay. From a reader’s point of view, they deliver the goods with several sex scenes. There is none of that slow burn erotica, this story starts off with a bang. Amid all that banging, a good sense of the characters and their dirty functioning relationship emerges.

Apart from an odd slip in narrative style, the story is told from the perspective of Frank, the horny husband. He is hot for his wife and a little possessive. As the story progresses, you get a sense of the tension fighting against his straight-up horniness, because you know from the outset that things are going to go wrong. The fact that we know something is going to go wrong and, as a reader, you can tell what it is, only seems to add the excited apprehension that mixes nicely with the sex.

A final comment has to go to the big black cop, long may you protect and serve sir. In this town law and order is almost scary, if it didn’t sound like some nasty fun.

For those of you hungry for more, there is already a part two to the Frank and Evie story. Let’s hope they get up to more roleplay gone wrong.

Get Roleplay Gone Wrong (and other Reed James stories) here on Amazon US or Amazon UK and here on Smashwords.   Catch up with Reed James on Twitter @NLPublications or check out the website.

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Delinquent Cheerleader Confessions Now Available

Christie St Claire is your inside girl at Fenton University. There has been a scandal at Fenton University that involved the Cheerleader Squad and a good portion of the board of trusties. Christie St Claire is doing everything she can and a lot of things she shouldn’t to find out what happened.

You shouldn’t really read Christie St Claire’s stories. She is using them to expose the sordid sexual lives of the Fenton University Cheerleader Squad. The stories are personal accounts from cheerleaders about their dirty little lives. If a character is too familiar, then you might just know them. What you won’t know is what they do in secret, and that’s what Christie St Claire will show you.

In Penalties in the Locker Room, Christie is uncovering secrets about the Fenton University Cheerleading Squad. Brittany has a late night meeting that involves ropes and strap-ons. Watch out for the corset wearing dom, she’s got a surprise in store for Brittany.

Available in all your favorite formats at:

Amazon US, Amazon UK (and all other Amazon sites), Barnes and Noble, iTunes, Smashwords

In Misty Showers with the Quarterback, Misty, the captain of the cheerleaders, is looking for scrub down after a heavy workout. When she sneaks into the boy’s locker-room wearing a towel, mules and a peppy smile, she gets more than she expects in the form of a big hunk of athlete.

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Available in all your favorite formats at:

Amazon US, Amazon UK (and all other Amazon sites), Barnes and Noble, iTunes, Smashwords

In Ashley’s Sleepover, Ashley is having a difficult time in the locker room—everything she sees is turning her on. Everything changes when Tara wants some alone time with Ashley. After practice, the two girls head back to Ashley’s for a sleepover. It looks like Tara has ideas of her own that involve marshmallows and are guaranteed to give Ashley the night of her life.

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Available in all your favorite formats at:

Amazon US, Amazon UK (and all other Amazon sites), Barnes and Noble, iTunes, Smashwords

In Lisa Goes all the Way to Get an A, Lisa is in for a shock when she turns up for her midterm and realizes she is completely unprepared. An impulsive decision and some quick thinking by Lisa means her hot professor is in for a treat.

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Available in all your favorite formats at:

Amazon US, Amazon UK (and all other Amazon sites), Barnes and Noble, iTunes, Smashwords

Watch out for more Delinquent Cheerleader Confessions...looks like Prudence has a dirty secret, who knows when everyone is going to find out.

Lisa Goes All the Way to Get an A: Extract

Lisa is in for a shock when she turns up for her midterm and realizes she is completely unprepared. An impulsive decision and some quick thinking by Lisa means her hot professor is in for a treat.

Read an extract of the latest Delinquent Cheerleader Confession: Lisa Goes All the Way to Get an A:

I sit back in my chair, sliding my bum forward to the edge of the smooth wooden seat. I place my hands on my thighs and look up at Professor Woodson. He’s looking at me with a little smile. I bite my lip and give him some sexy eyes. I can feel my boobs rising as I breathe and realize that I am getting really excited.

I look down and can see my pleated skirt held tight between my thighs. The skirt is short so there is not far to go to reach my panties, but I’m going to need to be quick.

I bring my legs together. He appears a little uncomfortable. He shifts in his seat, looks cautiously to the door and then back at me. I’m looking straight at him, waiting for him to look back. Hooking my feet on the bottom bar of the seat, I push against the back of the chair and lift my ass off the seat. Afraid for a moment that I am going to tumble over and get stuck in my desk chair with my panties around my ankles, I move my hands to my hips, slip my thumbs in the sides of my panties and roll them off my ass in one quick movement. My panties reach the top of my thighs and I lower myself back onto the seat, my naked cheeks touch the wooden seat and I can feel my wet pussy released from the confines of my panties.

The next bit is difficult to do without attracting attention. Some of the people in the class have finished and are shifting in their seats, shuffling their papers on their desks. Thankfully there is no one sitting behind me and I am in the row farthest to the right. Keeping my legs together, I swing my feet underneath me and to the right. With a little encouragement, my panties fall to my ankles.

Professor Woodson shifts to his right to keep my panties in view. He stumbles slightly, nearly falling off his chair and attracting the attention of the class. He holds up a silently apologetic hand as I swing my panties off my ankles, onto my desk and under my paper.

Find out what happens when Lisa decides to seduce her professor. Now available at Amazon US, Amazon UK, Smashwords and other ebook retailers.

Misty Showers with the Quarterback: Banned Cover

The cover for Misty Showers with the Quarterback has been deemed inappropriate for Apple. As a result, the original cover will still be available at Amazon US, Amazon UK and all other Amazon stores, while a second cover will be used with Apple, Smashwords and all other ebook sellers.

All hail our internet overlords.

The new cover for Apple.

The banned cover (still available at Amazon)

Miami Dolphins Cheerleaders "Fantasy" Swimsuit Lip Sync

Already racking up over 200,000 hits on Youtube, the Miami Dolphin Cheerleaders released their swimsuit lip sync for the year. It's a Fantasy, Calvin Harris, Good Vibration and Spice Girl mash-up. Really Spice Girls? How juvenile do they think we are? Ok don't answer that.




What did we think? It was good, but somehow the 2012 Call Me Maybe was better.

If you haven't seen this already you are missing out. If you have seen it already does it not demand another watch?

If you watched it as many times as us (of the 19 million hits racked up on youtube since June 2012 we might have accounted for a few) you'll start to notice that not all cheerleaders are made equal. Some are cute (we're talking about the short haired blonde), some really work it (blonde on the beach at the beginning), some have a great pair (you there standing on the grass) some have got pole dancing experience (yes we are talking about you dirty blonde in the beach hut--I've got a 20 if you've got the time).

Hey, does anybody know their names?

2014 Hottest NFL Cheerleaders

Taking all the hard work out of surfing for hot cheerleaders, our good friends at Viral Trap have put together the Top Ten Hottest NFL Cheerleaders of 2014.

Sean Grahams is really earning his living with his top ten hottest series. I mean, how can you go wrong?

Number one in his hottest cheerleaders was a little bit of a let down, seemed like Sean picked the team rather than the girl. But good to see Florida teams get some great representation with a tasty selection of girls.

Who is your favorite?