ASU Undie Run No More

It was a sad April this year. So sad that I have only just been able to write about it.

There was no ASU Undie Run. An institution that has been running (pun intended) since the bygone days of 2008 and has risen in numbers to a staggering 20,000 students raising 4 tons of clothing and 1.5 tones of clothes (and the temperature of a few fathers) is gone.

Let us respect the passing with a moment's silence.

So not writing until May? What was all that about? Well, I guess I was hoping for a last minute reprieve. A  moment of clarity from the student body to either inject some cash to get the runners naked and going. Or even a spontaneous running of underwear clad co-eds through the campus.

Alas there was none. Well, it is ASU, there were naked co-eds running through the campus, but not 20,000 of them raising money for charity. May is fading into June and we shall have to console ourselves with whatever scandal ASU has got lined up for us this summer.

In the meantime some memories:

When it looks like audition day at Legirls I can't imagine why the authorities did not want to support the event. Let's hope some ASU parties got some coverage in the wake of this absence to our internet surfing calender.


Is the picture below from a previous ASU undie run?

Not at all. However, in my defense, they are a group of half naked Australians.Maybe not ASU college kids, but a great looking bunch of half naked men.

View image | gettyimages.com

Delinquent Cheerleader Confessions Now Available

Christie St Claire is your inside girl at Fenton University. There has been a scandal at Fenton University that involved the Cheerleader Squad and a good portion of the board of trusties. Christie St Claire is doing everything she can and a lot of things she shouldn’t to find out what happened.

You shouldn’t really read Christie St Claire’s stories. She is using them to expose the sordid sexual lives of the Fenton University Cheerleader Squad. The stories are personal accounts from cheerleaders about their dirty little lives. If a character is too familiar, then you might just know them. What you won’t know is what they do in secret, and that’s what Christie St Claire will show you.

In Penalties in the Locker Room, Christie is uncovering secrets about the Fenton University Cheerleading Squad. Brittany has a late night meeting that involves ropes and strap-ons. Watch out for the corset wearing dom, she’s got a surprise in store for Brittany.

Available in all your favorite formats at:

Amazon US, Amazon UK (and all other Amazon sites), Barnes and Noble, iTunes, Smashwords

In Misty Showers with the Quarterback, Misty, the captain of the cheerleaders, is looking for scrub down after a heavy workout. When she sneaks into the boy’s locker-room wearing a towel, mules and a peppy smile, she gets more than she expects in the form of a big hunk of athlete.

$0.99

Available in all your favorite formats at:

Amazon US, Amazon UK (and all other Amazon sites), Barnes and Noble, iTunes, Smashwords

In Ashley’s Sleepover, Ashley is having a difficult time in the locker room—everything she sees is turning her on. Everything changes when Tara wants some alone time with Ashley. After practice, the two girls head back to Ashley’s for a sleepover. It looks like Tara has ideas of her own that involve marshmallows and are guaranteed to give Ashley the night of her life.

$0.99

Available in all your favorite formats at:

Amazon US, Amazon UK (and all other Amazon sites), Barnes and Noble, iTunes, Smashwords

In Lisa Goes all the Way to Get an A, Lisa is in for a shock when she turns up for her midterm and realizes she is completely unprepared. An impulsive decision and some quick thinking by Lisa means her hot professor is in for a treat.

$0.99

Available in all your favorite formats at:

Amazon US, Amazon UK (and all other Amazon sites), Barnes and Noble, iTunes, Smashwords

Watch out for more Delinquent Cheerleader Confessions...looks like Prudence has a dirty secret, who knows when everyone is going to find out.

Ashley's Sleepover: Extract

Read the latest Delinquent Cheerleader Confession: Ashley's Sleepover.

Ashley is frustrated by all the half naked girls she sees in the locker room. She has the hits for jay about every cheerleader but is not sure about making the first move until Tara starts getting fresh with a pack if marshmallows. 

Read an extract of Ashley's Sleepover:

“Aren’t you having any?” she said, her face had the look of an injured puppy. “I know, you want me to feed you, but you don’t know where my hands have been.” She split open the bag and put her head into the soft pile of small sugary pillows. When she lifted up her head she was holding a marshmallow between her teeth.

“Go on,” she taunted with a full mouth. “Take it.”

What could do?

I moved closer, shifting forward on the bed. She was looking at me and as I started to move towards her lips, she closed her eyes. I placed my lips round the edge of the marshmallow. I could feel her warm breath, a sweet combination of sugar, peach and the sharp tang of the wine cooler. I didn’t take the marshmallow from her for a couple of seconds. I gripped the candy with my mouth, the sugary taste on my tongue as it started to dissolve slightly. I moved my lips forward with the intention of holding the soft white candy between my teeth. My lips pushed into her lips as my teeth gripped the marshmallow. The moment seemed to last indefinitely as I was lost the uncertainty of what was going to happen.

She bit the marshmallow and we are kissing with half a marshmallow in each of our mouths. She slid one hand round my neck, the other round my waist and pulled me closer.

Find out what Ashley and Tara get up to in Ashley’s Sleepover. Now available at Amazon US, Amazon UK, Smashwords and other ebook retailers.

Misty Showers with the Quarterback: Banned Cover

The cover for Misty Showers with the Quarterback has been deemed inappropriate for Apple. As a result, the original cover will still be available at Amazon US, Amazon UK and all other Amazon stores, while a second cover will be used with Apple, Smashwords and all other ebook sellers.

All hail our internet overlords.

The new cover for Apple.

The banned cover (still available at Amazon)

Misty Showers with the Quarterback: Extract

Misty Showers with the Quarterback

Extract:

I peeked round the second time and he still had his back to me. All I could see through the steam of the shower was his tushie and shoulders. It was a good looking tushie and those shoulders looked like they could bench press the whole squad. As I was taking in the sights, he started washing his hair and I got a good look at those arms. Massive pistons flexing as he rubbed shampoo into his hair. I always thought it was a guy’s chest that did it for me. You know, running your hands down those pecs into a set of nicely defined abs. When I saw Chad’s back I was converted. I still didn’t know who he was, but I didn’t care. I was standing looking at the water rolling off muscles like water over a waterfall. I was all natural wonder and, let me tell you, I was hot, wet and I hadn’t even gotten close to the water.

He was still washing his hair. Getting the hell out of there before he saw me would have probably been the best thing to do. I just couldn’t get my legs to move. I was rooted to the spot. As it turned out, it didn’t matter. He carried on washing his hair and as he turned to lean back and rinse, he had his eyes closed. Now, I’ve seen boys naked before. I don’t cheer for Southlake U. Tech or anything, but I’ve seen my fair share. But when Chad turned round, it was like the first time I saw Legally Blonde, my life changed. I had no idea that I could see something so perfect that wasn’t on a poster.

His pecs were rounded crowns of perfection moving gracefully in arcs of rippling waves of firm perfection. Standing with solid legs astride, his thighs were like a couple of the pillars out the front of the senate building and his legs looked like they could hold up the mezzanine floor at the mall. With all that water running down his body, I couldn’t be sure exactly how hairy he was. I mean, there is a fine line between too much and too little. Beyond the glisten of the water off his body, he had a nice curl of chest hair. More than enough to run your fingers through but not enough to give you a mouthful when you are, well you know. As for lower, once my eyes touched on that, they wouldn’t go anywhere else.

Now available, along with other titles, from Amazon US, Amazon UK, Smashwords and other ebook retailers.

Titles by Christie St Claire in the Delinquent Cheerleader Confessions Series:

Penalties in the Locker Room

Misty Showers with the Quarterback

Ashley’s Sleepover

Lisa Goes All the Way for an A

So many cheerleaders, so many dirty little secrets.

Meet the Squad: Misty

Fenton University Cheerleader Profile

Meet Misty

Name: Misty

Hometown: Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

Year in College: Senior

Major: Tourism and Hospitality Management

Minor: Business Administration

Eyes: True blue

Height: 5’6”

Hair: Showers of ringlets—perfect cheerhair!

Athletic experience: I started dance at the age of three. By six I was cheering and have been doing it ever since.

The best part about being a cheerleader: Being captain of the squad.

The most challenging part about being a cheerleader: Helping the girls achieve their full potential.

Favorites:

Movie: Legally Blonde

Music: Taylor Swift

TV show: Charles in Charge (I love vintage reruns!)

Restaurant: Cracker Barrel

Item of clothing: Hair curlers

Workout:  Hot steamy showers

Celebrity: Reese Witherspoon

Cartoon character: Top Cat

Phone app: Southern Eating

Book: Practical Tips for Southern Gals

Reason for studying at Fenton University: The university has great hospitality links with Martha Stewart magazine.

Your highlight from Fenton University: Bringing the cheerleaders together as a team.

Your proudest moment at Fenton University: Leading the cheerleaders as captain for the first time.

Advice for Fenton University applicant: Academic are important, but there is more to university than getting good grades.

Hobbies: Spending time with Chad, eating out and keeping fit.

Dream job: Hospitality manager in an exclusive tropical resort.

Dream vacation: Romantic island getaway.

Future plans: Chad.

Random fact: My mum was Miss South Carolina.

One thing most people would be surprised to learn is...my cheer hair isn’t natural, it’s hard work to get my hair to look so good.

Five words that describe you: leader, energetic, prepared, forceful, modest.

Quote to live by: “By failing to prepare, you are preparing to fail.” Benjamin Franklin.

Prepare to find out more about Misty. In the meantime, head over to Smashwords for a free Delinquent Cheerleader Confession.