Misty Showers with the Quarterback: Banned Cover

The cover for Misty Showers with the Quarterback has been deemed inappropriate for Apple. As a result, the original cover will still be available at Amazon US, Amazon UK and all other Amazon stores, while a second cover will be used with Apple, Smashwords and all other ebook sellers.

All hail our internet overlords.

The new cover for Apple.

The banned cover (still available at Amazon)

Misty Showers with the Quarterback

The Cheerleaders of Fenton University have been bad and now they are being made to confess everything. One by one, the cheerleaders describe in their own words what they have been getting up to and with whom. Read all about each cheerleader’s dirty little sex secrets. Who they are doing and how they are getting done. Where they are going and what they have done to whom.

The confessions should be keeping the delinquent cheerleaders in check, except the coach has disappeared and no one is keeping track.

Warning: Delinquent Cheerleader Confessions contains explicit bitching about other cheerleaders and an awful lot of sex. All characters are 18 years old and doing things you shouldn’t do and definitely shouldn’t talk about. All situations are consensual acts of a whole lot of fun that they don’t want other people to know about. Any resemblance to individuals living or dead is more than a little strange, but really, you shouldn’t take it too seriously. It’s just a story.

In Misty Showers with the Quarterback, Misty, the captain of the cheerleaders, is looking for scrub down after a heavy workout. When she sneaks into the boy’s locker-room wearing a towel, mules and a peppy smile, she gets more than she expects in the form of a big hunk of athlete.

Now available at Amazon US, Amazon UK and Smashwords.

Tampa Bay Bucs get new Cheerleader uniforms

Homestate NFL team, Tampa Bay Bucs, got new uniforms all round.

The guys were looking good, but was anyone watching after the cheerleaders finished their routine? Was it really necessary to take any more pictures? Surely not.

The little red hot pants were great, the skull and crossbone buckle were on the right side of punk. The halter crop tops had a nice moment of peek-a-boo boob, but not not enough cleavage for a great cheerleader top.

What makes NFL cheerleaders great if it isn't the hooteresque nature of their uniforms? In college the cheerleader uniforms are everything you'd expect from a cheerleader. In the NFL don't we expect something more like a stripper? Isn't there the sense that being an NFL cheerleader means being able to dance like a stripper, dress like a stripper and get away with everything but the stripping?

I won't say no to my very own Bucs cheerleader uniform, but something with more stripper power would have been better.

Check out the cheerleader uniforms for yourself.

Tampa Bay Bucs new uniforms.