Naked Bike Ride About to hit London

If you are on holiday in London, England this week, you might be in store for more than you bargained for as thousands cycle naked through the city.

More naked people than you can count in an orgy with be following a nine mile route with various starting points all converging on the center of the city--probably followed by a few hundred dirty old men with cameras.

There might not be a panty run any more, but these naked bike rides certainly have a conscience. The reasons for riding, apart from straight up exhibitionism and maybe starting career in glamor photography, is everything from Save to Tiger to safer roads. The best reason has to be just being naked.


So next time you book a holiday, check out the Naked Bike Ride schedule and add a little nudity to your trip.

World Naked Bike Ride: Cambridge, UK Update

Having drawn everyone's attention to the Naked Bike Ride in Cambridge England, I feel it is my duty to report back. Unfortunatley, I was unable to make the transatlantic trip and spent the day in sunny Florida. Which was clearly a stark contrast to the English rain of Cambridge. However, the internet has been a helpful aid in my search for the delinquent and the naked.

It was a rainy day for the collected naked bike riders of Cambridge.  A collection that looked more old professor than 20 something undergraduate, a fact that surprised me. Where are all the adventurous twenty-somethings looking for risky escapades or recognition of environmental issues. Because isn't that the real reason people are getting naked? No really, I'm asking. I was drawn in at naked.


The rather waterlogged, generally middle aged bike riders looked a little forlorn. As for the collected crowds. Well, once it started raining everyone but the hardy bike riders disappeared. Before it started raining there was a Mardi Gras feeling without the excitements, just the dubious looking men with cameras taking pictures of old men without clothes on.

So in the spirit of what we might have expected, here are naked people with bikes that did not turn up to Cambridge.

I love the cheeks on the last guy. Not so much purple briefs to his left.

World Naked Bike Ride: Cambridge, UK

We may have lost our ASU Undie run, but the Brits are going all in (or maybe all out) with naked bike this Saturday. Cambridge, the usually respectable University town in the east, is hosting the Word Naked Bike Ride event. Other cities have also be hosting. On a recent naked bike ride in another part of England, an over-excited man banned from the ride. We should be able to expect more of that.

There is no registration necessary, just get undressed and hit the saddle, although not too hard, you are naked after all. You then follow the seven mile route around the town. Simple.

It is a 'bare as you dare' event. So you don't have to strip down, but if you didn't what would be the point of calling it a naked bike ride?

What about the police you say? Well it is not an offense to out be out naked. It might be considered inappropriate in certain situations but it only against the law if you are looking to intentionally causing distress. Good to know for my next trip to jolly old England.


Youtube doesn't like nudity, but Vimeo is ok with it, so try this for a look at last year's Brighton Naked Bike Ride.

ASU Undie Run No More

It was a sad April this year. So sad that I have only just been able to write about it.

There was no ASU Undie Run. An institution that has been running (pun intended) since the bygone days of 2008 and has risen in numbers to a staggering 20,000 students raising 4 tons of clothing and 1.5 tones of clothes (and the temperature of a few fathers) is gone.

Let us respect the passing with a moment's silence.

So not writing until May? What was all that about? Well, I guess I was hoping for a last minute reprieve. A  moment of clarity from the student body to either inject some cash to get the runners naked and going. Or even a spontaneous running of underwear clad co-eds through the campus.

Alas there was none. Well, it is ASU, there were naked co-eds running through the campus, but not 20,000 of them raising money for charity. May is fading into June and we shall have to console ourselves with whatever scandal ASU has got lined up for us this summer.

In the meantime some memories:

When it looks like audition day at Legirls I can't imagine why the authorities did not want to support the event. Let's hope some ASU parties got some coverage in the wake of this absence to our internet surfing calender.


Is the picture below from a previous ASU undie run?

Not at all. However, in my defense, they are a group of half naked Australians.Maybe not ASU college kids, but a great looking bunch of half naked men.

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Four cheerleader confessions collected together

Four cheerleader confessions collected together.

In Penalties in the Locker Room, Christie is uncovering secrets about the Fenton University Cheerleading Squad. Brittany has a late night meeting that involves ropes and strap-ons. Watch out for the corset wearing dom, she’s got a surprise in store for Brittany.

In Misty Showers with the Quarterback, Misty, the captain of the cheerleaders, is looking for scrub down after a heavy workout. When she sneaks into the boy’s locker-room wearing a towel, mules and a peppy smile, she gets more than she expects in the form of a big hunk of athlete.

 

In Ashley’s Sleepover, Ashley is having a difficult time in the locker room—everything she sees is turning her on. Everything changes when Tara wants some alone time with Ashley. After practice, the two girls head back to Ashley’s for a sleepover. It looks like Tara has ideas of her own that involve marshmallows and are guaranteed to give Ashley the night of her life.

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Delinquent Cheerleader Sighting: Prudence

Prudence was seen cutting out after cheerleading practice. She was not heading to Debbie's Bar with the other girls. She was seen in her car driving out towards Gator Swamp Trailer Park. Heading home for a quick visit? Reports are unconfirmed. Prudence was believed to be on poor terms with her mama, step-daddy and step-brother.

We wouldn't expect a happy home coming. We did get word that when she climbed into her car she got comfortable as only Prudence can...by shedding shirt and shorts. Our big question...was she wearing panties?

Misty Showers with the Quarterback: Extract

Misty Showers with the Quarterback

Extract:

I peeked round the second time and he still had his back to me. All I could see through the steam of the shower was his tushie and shoulders. It was a good looking tushie and those shoulders looked like they could bench press the whole squad. As I was taking in the sights, he started washing his hair and I got a good look at those arms. Massive pistons flexing as he rubbed shampoo into his hair. I always thought it was a guy’s chest that did it for me. You know, running your hands down those pecs into a set of nicely defined abs. When I saw Chad’s back I was converted. I still didn’t know who he was, but I didn’t care. I was standing looking at the water rolling off muscles like water over a waterfall. I was all natural wonder and, let me tell you, I was hot, wet and I hadn’t even gotten close to the water.

He was still washing his hair. Getting the hell out of there before he saw me would have probably been the best thing to do. I just couldn’t get my legs to move. I was rooted to the spot. As it turned out, it didn’t matter. He carried on washing his hair and as he turned to lean back and rinse, he had his eyes closed. Now, I’ve seen boys naked before. I don’t cheer for Southlake U. Tech or anything, but I’ve seen my fair share. But when Chad turned round, it was like the first time I saw Legally Blonde, my life changed. I had no idea that I could see something so perfect that wasn’t on a poster.

His pecs were rounded crowns of perfection moving gracefully in arcs of rippling waves of firm perfection. Standing with solid legs astride, his thighs were like a couple of the pillars out the front of the senate building and his legs looked like they could hold up the mezzanine floor at the mall. With all that water running down his body, I couldn’t be sure exactly how hairy he was. I mean, there is a fine line between too much and too little. Beyond the glisten of the water off his body, he had a nice curl of chest hair. More than enough to run your fingers through but not enough to give you a mouthful when you are, well you know. As for lower, once my eyes touched on that, they wouldn’t go anywhere else.

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Titles by Christie St Claire in the Delinquent Cheerleader Confessions Series:

Penalties in the Locker Room

Misty Showers with the Quarterback

Ashley’s Sleepover

Lisa Goes All the Way for an A

So many cheerleaders, so many dirty little secrets.