Last Minute Valentine Gift for Him?

Are you kidding me ladies?

It's Valentine's Day and you haven't bought him a gift? No problems. Following these easy steps:

Step one: Take off your clothes
Step two: Let him do the rest

Did I tell you the steps were easy?

Need a little inspiration or want to inspire him? Don't bother with the Fifty Shades film, go straight to the dirty stuff.

You might call it erotica, he calls it porn and he's not that fussy. Here is a quick fix to get you and him or her going. Get it free at Amazon US, Amazon UK, Smashwords or just read it here.

Thank god for the simplicity of men. Gotta love them