World Naked Bike Ride: Cambridge, UK

We may have lost our ASU Undie run, but the Brits are going all in (or maybe all out) with naked bike this Saturday. Cambridge, the usually respectable University town in the east, is hosting the Word Naked Bike Ride event. Other cities have also be hosting. On a recent naked bike ride in another part of England, an over-excited man banned from the ride. We should be able to expect more of that.

There is no registration necessary, just get undressed and hit the saddle, although not too hard, you are naked after all. You then follow the seven mile route around the town. Simple.

It is a 'bare as you dare' event. So you don't have to strip down, but if you didn't what would be the point of calling it a naked bike ride?

What about the police you say? Well it is not an offense to out be out naked. It might be considered inappropriate in certain situations but it only against the law if you are looking to intentionally causing distress. Good to know for my next trip to jolly old England.


Youtube doesn't like nudity, but Vimeo is ok with it, so try this for a look at last year's Brighton Naked Bike Ride.

Nudity Causes Earthquakes...and that's not a metaphor

A Brit, a Dutchman and a couple of Canadians were sentenced to three days in prison for taking nude pictures of themselves on a mountain in Malaysia. On the island of Borneo, up Mount Kan-u-blow, I mean Mount Kinabalu, a couple of backpackers got naked. Who hasn’t? Isn’t that why people go backpacking to get naked in strange places?

Well apparently not in Malaysia. It can be a conversation country, but the problem is fairly soon afterwards there was an earthquake (June 5^th) that killed 18 people. The official cause of the earthquake has not been officially made, but Sabah State Deputy Chief Minister Joseph Pairin Kitingan, seems to think that the mountain spirits were angered by the nudity which may have caused the earthquake.

Backpackers rule #1: don’t be angering mountain spirits.

Where are these nude pictures? Hell if I know. Probably deleted by Malaysian authorities.

So instead I give you the naked photography of Spencer Tunick.

Agent Provocateur with Pleasure and Pain Heels

Agent Provocateur is your high end provider of lingerie. They are all about skimpy, black, high heels and riding crops. So when they get together with the Victoria and Albert Museum in London things are happening. Specifically what is happening is the Pleasure Pain Exhibition. How can you not love it with a name like that?

The exhibition contains over 250 pairs of shoes (my mouth is watering). Last year we were checking out the Brooklyn Museum Killer Heels exhibition. Now London is getting in on the action and we have an all out bitch fight with heels.

Brooklyn Museum

The Victorian and Albert Exhibition starts today (13th June 2015).

Head over to the Victoria and Albert Instgram page or the Pleasure and Pain homepage and if you are luck enough to be in London, check out the real thing.

For the rest of us, we'll have to content ourselves with an Agent Provocateur video and you can also get the free pleasure and pain cheerleader story (here you go my UK lovelies, one for you too).

Father's Day: Give Him a Treat

Sunday, June 21st. This year it will be Father's Day.

Prudence and her step-daddy are having a few problems. He has come home to find her playing around with her step-brother and he is not standing for any more of this girl's wild behavior. So, he is going to

Read an extract here.

Buy your copy here (or here if you are in the UK).

Let's hope you aren't having problems with your daddy. If you are a dude looking to bond with dad, why not send him a copy of Prudence's Punishment or any of the Delinquent Cheerleaders. Talking about cheerleaders over a beer, what could be more of a father/son moment?

If you are daddy's little girl, I think this is one to read in private.

Treat your daddy right or things might get a little racy....

ASU Undie Run No More

It was a sad April this year. So sad that I have only just been able to write about it.

There was no ASU Undie Run. An institution that has been running (pun intended) since the bygone days of 2008 and has risen in numbers to a staggering 20,000 students raising 4 tons of clothing and 1.5 tones of clothes (and the temperature of a few fathers) is gone.

Let us respect the passing with a moment's silence.

So not writing until May? What was all that about? Well, I guess I was hoping for a last minute reprieve. A  moment of clarity from the student body to either inject some cash to get the runners naked and going. Or even a spontaneous running of underwear clad co-eds through the campus.

Alas there was none. Well, it is ASU, there were naked co-eds running through the campus, but not 20,000 of them raising money for charity. May is fading into June and we shall have to console ourselves with whatever scandal ASU has got lined up for us this summer.

In the meantime some memories:

When it looks like audition day at Legirls I can't imagine why the authorities did not want to support the event. Let's hope some ASU parties got some coverage in the wake of this absence to our internet surfing calender.


Is the picture below from a previous ASU undie run?

Not at all. However, in my defense, they are a group of half naked Australians.Maybe not ASU college kids, but a great looking bunch of half naked men.

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Forget the cigarette, drink a coffee

The good people at the University of the Lone Star state (the University of Texas) have discovered that drinking coffee will keep your man up for longer. Apparently scientists studied 4,000 men drinking coffee, tea, sports drinks and fizzy drinks and concluded that two cups of coffee a day made it 42% less likely that a man will suffer from erectile dysfunction.

I like to imagine women in white coats measuring the erections of men while they drink coffee. From there, things get a little more exciting and lead to all kinds of not safe for work scenarios that were probably not included in the study.

Instead, the study suggested that the results were probably due to caffeine causing a chemical reaction that relaxes muscles and increases blood flow to exactly where you want it to go. Who said coffee isn’t relaxing. More blood flow and a little boast, who could ask for more?

If that wasn’t good enough, caffeine also has a nice effect on us ladies. Southwestern University, also in Texas (sounds like they are having a great time over there), have concluded that caffeine makes us girls horny. Now, I don’t know if I need to be hornier, but if we both go out for a coffee I can think of all kinds of interesting situations. “Oh, I am sorry sir. I seem to have spilt coffee on your pants. Let me rub it for you. Or you could come back to my place and take off your pants.”

Time to get a coffee (and if all else fails, I hear there is a little blue pill).

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Cheerleader Scandals: ASU and Tuskegee Catfight

ASU (Arizona State University) are well known for cheerleader scandals. Anyone remember the ASU Underwear Party? Now ASU (Albany State University) cheerleaders are getting in the game with a catfight at the ASU/Tuskegee basketball game going viral.

At least for ASU, they were counting on their cheerleaders and their cheerleaders were standing up and being counted. All the way until they were thrown out of the game and disavowed by the University.

Tuskegee won the first round game 80-63, eliminating ASU from the tournament.


Catch the best action from the game with a shaking phone cam of the fight: blue blur attacks red blur. Some guy in the middle and our imagination makes up the rest. Especially the locker room catfight afterwards--we wish.

CBS46 News



Check out some other Cheerleader Scandals:

Texas Fab 5 make Girls Gone Wild Video
Caitlin Davis gets Fresh with her Drunk Friend
Dating a Cheerleader or Maybe Two

ASU Underwear Party